Video: Miley Cyrus Raps About Why She Quit Twitter
By Robert Paul Reyes
"In a new YouTube video, Cyrus, 16, speaks, well, sings out about her personal reasons for quitting. 'Yeah, the rumors are true, I deleted my Twitter,' Cyrus raps in the backstage video - complete with choreography. 'I had to say goodbye,' she continues, 'and this little rap is to tell my fans why.'" Read More
English professors may applaud Miley's decision to put an end to her grammatically-incorrect tweets, but the teen idols fans will desperately miss her "pearls of wisdom."
Why couldn't Miley Cyrus simply have tweeted: Hey Y'all. Dis is my last tweet! The world survived the release of Amy Winehouse's rap video on YouTube, but Miley's rap video may have set in motion a cataclysmic chain of events that will lead to the destruction of our little planet.
Twitter is a hard addiction to kick; I predict that within a few weeks Miley Cyrus will be tweeting again. Amy Winehouse will give up crack, booze and bad do's before Miley beats her Twitter addiction.
For those of you with a weak mind and a strong stomach, watch Miley Cyrus rap. I must warn my faithful readers that this video is a thousand times worse than Billy Ray Cyrus singing "Achy Breaky Heart."
Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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