Kermit The Frog Denies Romance With Lady Gaga

By Robert Paul Reyes

"We've seen some unusual pairings on the VMA red carpet over the years, but none were quite as unusual as seeing a Victorian-clad Lady Gaga stepping out with none other than Kermit the Frog. But Kermit doesn't want anyone to get the wrong idea: He's still with Miss Piggy and not dating Lady Gaga.

'Well, I wouldn't really call it a 'date' - at least not if I don't want to end up as a coat for Miss Piggy. Y'see, I just gave Lady Gaga a ride to the VMAs, and when Lady Gaga left her credentials in the limo, I had to bring them to her,' he explained to People magazine. 'Of course, after Lady Gaga and I were seen on the red carpet together, well ... Miss Piggy got a little jealous. But I definitely did get a ride home - in the trunk!'" Read More

Lady Gaga and Kermit the Frog shared a smooch at the VMAs red carpet, and immediately the rumors started. Lady Gaga may be used to all sorts of allegations swirling around her, but Kermit eschews controversy.

The loveable Muppet vehemently denied the rumors that he and Lady Gaga were involved in a hot romance. Kermit wants to protect his G-rated reputation, the last thing he needs is a story that he's romantically involved with the flamboyant singer.

Isn't pretty sad when even a fictional frog doesn't want anything to do with Lady Gaga, maybe that's why she faked a suicide during her MTV performance.

I hope our favorite frog has learned his lesson, and will never again kiss the likes of Lady Gaga.

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.