Larry Flynt Releases Lindsay Lohan Porn Parody

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The Larry Flynt porn empire serves up a skin flick starring a Lohan look-a-like trysting with Ron Jeremy while a Samantha Ronson 'doppelganger looks on,' according to Hollywood.com.

Just part of a series of Untrue Hollywood Stories Hustler offers Lohan stand-in Scarlett Faye as Lindsay Lohan and Dylan Ryan as Samantha Ronson in the raunchy film. The tabloid favorite lesbian couple is seen in various compromising positions and even fighting with other faux-celebrities, including Eden Adam as Paris Hilton." Brodie Scott/GayWired.Com

Lindsay Lohan is so scandalous that her life can provide enough fodder for a hundred porn videos.

Unfortunately, the pop diva won't get any royalties for the release of the Larry Flynt produced adult movie. The pop diva could use the money; Lohan is such a train wreck that she's not getting many offers to star in movies. Scarlett Faye (The Lohan lookalike) is probably a lot busier than Lindsay Lohan.

The dialogue (what little there is of it)includes a scene where a fake Paris Hilton makes fun of Lohan's breasts. In another scene a Scarlett Johansson lookalike gets pushed into a swimming pool during a fight. Johansson is a serious actress, and in my opinion she doesn't belong in this outrageous parody.

I recommend this movie not only for porn lovers, but also for everyone who hates celebrity bimbos.

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.