Published: June 05, 2009
What Do MEN Want For Fathers Day?
By Rocco 'Boss Hog' Loosbrock
It's funny how every year "Fathers Day" rolls around and without even a single thought about what men actually want, there is automatically a 60% increase in the number of embarrassingly ugly ties, 3 Packs of Boxer Shorts and White Business Shirts sold for a 2 week period in the month of June.
This June 21st, don't let Father's day once again go down as another blank memory day of insignificance. In order to help make sure that Dads get what they truly want, we've been taking a poll, asking Fathers what they truly would love to receive as a gift on Fathers Day.
Here's the Top Ten Responses, coming to you directly from the mouths and minds of every disappointed Dad who has experienced more than a few disastrous Father's Day gift gaffs.
Please take special note of gift idea #4: A Monthly Bacon Club Membership, which we honestly were hoping was going to be choice #1, but sadly it wasn't and we had to report the facts as they truly came in to us with the poll results. Here's the list, #10 to #1.
# 10: Having His Car Professionally Washed, Waxed & Detailed.
# 9: Weekend Trip To Las Vegas, Reno, or Atlantic City!
# 8: A Weekend Away With The Wife, Away From The Kids.
# 7: A Brand New Set Of "NICE" Golf Clubs.
#6: Fishing, Hunting or Road Trip With His Buddies.
#5: A Full Body Massage.
#4: A Monthly Bacon Club Membership.
#3: Breast Implants For The Wife.
#2: (Tie) Football Season Tickets / 1 Year Membership To Gentleman's Club.
#1: Tickets To The World Series.
Good luck Gentlemen, hopefully this will help you finally get what you truly have your heart set on for Father's day!
Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock
(NewsBlaze readers use coupon code Blaze to get 10% off your next bacon order)
Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club
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