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Sexy Swine Swimsuit Is Simply Sizzlin'!

By Rocco 'Boss Hog' Loosbrock

First of all, we here at www.BaconFreak.com would like to enthusiastically thank all of you for the tremendous number of inquiries that we have been receiving lately about the "Bacon Bikini" or what we here at Bacon Freak like to call "The Bacini" (Bacon + Bikini = Bacini.)

Trust me, as soon as we know or a 100% reliable place that can consistently provide them while living up to our uncompromising quality standards at a reasonable price, we will let you know that they are officially available. The truth is, in the last year I've seen about nine different women walking around So-Cal with some form or another of what can only be described as a Bacon Bikini.

At least I assume that they were nine different women! To be perfectly honest with you, I was so enticed by the combination of 2 of my favorite things in all the world, Bacon + Bikini, I was pretty much completely focused from the neck to the knees and wouldn't stand a chance of ever being able to pick the lovely ladies out of a police line up.

Obviously, if you know anything about legitimate "Baconistas" and authentic "Bacon Freaks," at all, you would know that in our less than humble opinion, these ladies looked "sensuously smokin', seductively simmerin' and sizzlingly sultry." Apparently many of you out there agree as well, because we've been getting absolutely inundated with all sorts of requests and inquiries, from both men and women, for these, oh so very "Sexy Swine Swimsuits!"

I'm hoping that the men are requesting the Bacon Bikini's for the ladies in their lives and NOT for themselves, but to each his own I suppose.

Now, clearly from what I can tell, most of those bikinis were made of some sort of cloth-like material, I'm guessing cotton mostly and a couple appeared to be made of possibly some sort of plastic like material. Strangely, even from a fairly close distance, 2 of them really did appear to be made out of REAL BACON!

I'm not a seamstress or clothing designer, so I don't know how you would pull that off .... Well, ... I mean, ... I do know how you would "pull it off," but what I don't know is how one would go about manufacturing a "wearable" bikini made of real bacon.

And there's the rub! (pun intended! LOL)

So I now turn to you, our wonderful, loyal Bacon Freak audience. If you see one of these ladies, or if you ARE one of these ladies, or if you now are inspired to BECOME one of these ladies, please send in some photos of you in your "Bicini" and we will definitely be happy to send you something special for your efforts!

Also, if you know anyone who is manufacturing such swimsuits or where they can be purchased, please be sure to let us know about that and we will make it worth your while, helping us to bring the "Bicini" to the world, available to everyone on our Bacon Freak Bacon Clothing Page located at: http://www.cvwine.com/TshirtDesign.html

OK, so be sure to send us that information and your "Bacon Bikini" photos and we will be sure to keep everyone well posted!

Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock

Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club