Topless Coffee Shop To Open In Small Maine Town

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A one-time motel in a small central Maine town could soon be offering an eye-opening way to start the day - topless coffee shop waitresses. The Vassalboro Planning Board on Tuesday will consider a business permit request for a topless coffee shop on busy Route 3." The Associated Press

If I'm ever in Maine I'll check out the topless restaurant, but if a topless waitress asks me "Do you want milk with your coffee", I would be afraid to answer in the affirmative.

I'm sure I wouldn't be the only boob that the topless establishment will attract, when confronted with a pair of mammary glands most men act like infants.

I hope that the topless restaurant obtains a business permit, its titillating concept is a recipe for success.

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.

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Topless Coffee Shop To Open In Small Maine Town