Published: November 30, 2008
Op-Ed Contributor
RightBias Idiot Awards
By Nancy Morgan, RightBias
Top Idiots Of The Week December 1, 2008
AND THE WINNERS ARE:
The winner of this week's Idiot Award is the genius who decided to rename New York City's Triborough Bridge in honor Robert F. Kennedy. For those of you under 35 and/or recent graduates of government schools who don't see the irony in naming a bridge after a Kennedy, just google 'Chappaquidick'.
In a close second we have the student counselors at Ottawa's Carlton University. These yahoos voted to cancel a cystic fibrosis fundraiser because the disease "has been recently revealed to only affect white people, and primarily men". Apparently the disease wasn't 'inclusive' enough. Translation: Your life isn't worth anything unless you're a member of a politically correct victim group. Here's hoping these kids don't pro-create.
RUNNER-UP:
The 'sanitation experts' who marked World Toilet Day by calling for the end of the flush toilet in order to save water and provide fertilizer for crops. I kid you not.
HONORABLE MENTION:
Politically correct NHS bosses in Birmingham, England are battling to ban a smoking room for terminally ill patients - forcing them to be turfed out into the cold to enjoy their final cigarettes.
Millionaire and NBA superstar Gilbert Arenas decided to
show his support for President-elect Barack Obama by getting a political tattoo on his left hand. Ain't it cute?
He's not alone...A brothel in Europe offered free entry to anyone who had the brothel's name tattooed on their arm. To date, 40 idiots have taken them up on their offer.
A woman is divorcing her husband after he told her it was an "iPhone glitch" that sent pictures of his genitals to another woman. Inquiring minds want to know if he plans to sue. (sorry, we don't have the photo) A group of idiots has started a petition to get pole dancing into the Olympic games.
MOST STUPID CRIMINALS:
You might wonder what this picture depicts... Its an ATM machine with an idiot under it. A thief pried an ATM loose from a Leavenworth credit union by using a stolen skid loader. Then - in an alleged effort to bust open the boosted ATM -
the 49-year-old idiot decided to use the skid loader to drop the machine down a 50-foot wooded embankment. "It makes it easier when you let go of it. That way you don't go with it," said Leavenworth Police Chief Patrick Kitchens.
A 21-year-old man was accused of driving drunk and leading police on a chase that finally ended with him running over himself.
A pair of 17-year-olds allegedly try to rob armed off-duty Dona Ana deputy at knife point in Las Cruses. Oops!
Last, but not least, we have a police chief in Southwestern Ohio. As he was giving his daughter a lesson in gun safety, he accidentally shot himself in his thigh. Moral of the story: make sure gun is unloaded before giving lessons.
MOST IDIOTIC STATEMENTS:
The chairman of the British Lap Dancing Association, speaking at a legislative hearing Tuesday, made an odd assertion, given his livelihood - a lap dance is "not sexually stimulating."
A lawyer representing a man arrested in Fairfield for drunken driving says the state's breathalyzers discriminate against black people. Racist machines?
Smile, it could be worse...
MOST IDIOTIC STATEMENTS BY ELECTED OFFICIALS:
While arguing in favor of legislation requiring that anyone report a lost or stolen firearm report within 24 hours or potentially face a $500 fine, Pittsburgh Councilwoman Tonya Payne said, "Who really cares about it being constitutional?"
Tonya is joined by U.S. Rep. Jim Moran (D-Va.) who, with straight face, praised the idea of wealth redistribution and maligned the idea that people who create wealth should be entitled to keep it. Can you spell socialism?
Anyone can be stupid but it takes real effort to be an idiot.
Feel free to send in contenders for next week's Idiot Awards to Nancy. Meanwhile, keep smiling.
Nancy Morgan RightBias.com
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