Sizzlin' Scarves Saves Shivering In Snow Season!

By Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock

Well my fellow Bacon Freaks, even in a perfect world made up of the finest, premium quality gourmet bacon, bacon products and simulated bacon products, the winter weather still is already descending upon us. So once again, we find ourselves right in the middle of a serious need to avoid that cold weather "pains in the neck!"

And just how, exactly, am I proposing to accomplish this amazing pig's feat you ask? With the popular bacon designed scarf called the "Mega-Sus Scrofa" or as it is know to those fond of wearing the scarf, the "Never Ending Bacon or " NEB."

If you are what you eat and like to wear it on your sleeve (or in this case around your neck), the bacon scarf makes a fitting accessory for metaphor-mixing bacon lovers. Made from 100% acrylic, it may not be the classiest of bacon scarves but what it lacks in quality it makes up with taste. Pick it up for $35 from Shopsin's General Store.

Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock

(NewsBlaze readers use coupon code Blaze to get 10% off your next bacon order)

Tags: Bacon, bacon club, bacon of the month, bacon of the month club,

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Sizzlin' Scarves Saves Shivering In Snow Season!