Published: November 22, 2008
Op-Ed Contributor
Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson In Couples Therapy
By Robert Paul Reyes
"The most talked-about twosome in Hollywood are talking with a couples counselor to resolve their escalating problems, an insider told Page Six.
Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson 'are fighting like cats and dogs,' according to our source. "They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other." NYPost.Com
Most of the celebrity couple's cat fights are caused by jealousy, Ronson goes into a blind fit of rage whenever Lohan flirts with a cute guy at a club.
Forget the expensive therapist, here's my free advice for Lohan and Ronson:
*Lohan needs to stay away from night clubs. The gorgeous celeb can't walk two feet in a club without bumping into a former lover. Lohan has more ex-lovers than my dog has fleas. As soon as Lohan sashays into a club all the guys are on her like flies on a well, you get the idea.
*Ronson needs to realize that Lohan isn't interested in love, she pines only for publicity. How can Lohan compete with Paris Hilton's sex video and Britney Spear's craziness? I guess the only way she can compete is by dating a woman who looks like her 14-year old son. If Ronson isn't content being Lohan's accessory she should love for love elsewhere.
*Lohan is a singer and an actress, so why isn't she making movies and recording albums? When you have too much time on your hands you are bound to get into trouble. Lohan and Ronson don't need to be smooching, hugging, screaming and fighting in the public spotlight 24/7, they need to spend time away from each other managing their respective careers.
*Lohan and Ronson should spend time together away from the paparazzi. How can they develop a meaningful relationship when they're at a club and their every word and action is being recorded for a public hungry for every celebrity tidbit? Why can't they simply stay at home every once in a while and enjoy each other's company in a peaceful setting?
By the time this article is published, Lohan may already have left Ronson. That's OK, I will be happy to give Ronson some singles therapy.
Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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