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Janet Napolitano to Head Homeland Security? For Mexico?

Satire By John Lillpop

Governor Napolitano looks for stranded illegal aliens as part of "Get out the Vote" for Obama on election day!

America is occupied by as many as 38 million illiterate peasants, AKA illegal aliens, and President-elect Obama has the gall to nominate Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano to head the Department of Homeland Security?

The same Napolitano who has done her level best to shield illegal aliens at the expense of American citizens?

The same Napolitano who believes that "Minute Man" refers to the sexual staying power of some border patrol agents?

Good grief, that woman, Janet Napolitano, is about as qualified to run Homeland Security as Vicente Fox or Felipe Calderon, Mexican presidents past and current, who believe that Mexico's northern border ends somewhere in rural Minnesota!

This is "Change We NEED," Mr. President-elect?

Not on your soggy taco!

America needs someone who believes that America is a sovereign nation rather than a poor suburb of Tijuana!

Someone who favors immediate deportation of anyone who speaks Spanish with a Mexican accent!

What next, sir?

How about a slot for William Jefferson, the Louisiana congressman who was indicted last year on bribery, racketeering and money laundering charges?

He is still a member of Congress, you know, although he faces a runoff in early December at about the time that his trial is about to start in Virginia.

Willie Jeff has the integrity, honesty, ethics, and personal charm needed to work in the Treasury Department.

Plus he is a brother, a huge plus in the administration so committed to CHANGE!

Then we have the rotund brother from New York, the gravel-voiced Charles Rangel who is in hot water with the IRS as a result of rampant racism.

You may have read that Rangel failed to report certain income, but racial discrimination is the real reason.

Why not make Rangel IRS Commissioner, which would enable the tax-evading rascal to root out honky bean counters and their green eyeshades, en masse?