Published: November 03, 2008
Op-Ed Contributor
High-tech Chastity Belt Helps Reign In Promiscuous Girls!
Satire By John Lillpop
Great news come from across the pond!
As reported in the Daily Mail in the UK, modern man has crafted a new high technology device that will revolutionize the way promiscuous women are reigned in.
The story, in part:
"Feminists around the world have reacted with horror to a new line of lingerie that comes equipped with a GPS tracking system.
The 'find me if you can' range of underwear has been described as a modern-day, high-tech chastity belt.
'It is outrageous to think that men can buy this, programme it and give it to their partners and then monitor them,' said Claudia Burghart, leader of a Berlin feminist group.
'It is nothing more than a chastity belt for insecure men.'
DAILYMALL
As to Ms. Burghart's comment, the device is actually a necessary evil in a world populated by wild feminists!
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