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Letter to the Editor
Blossom Federation Light etc...
Letter to the Editor
Response to "Federation of Light Vs. Galactic Federation of Light: Case Closed"
Oh, you mean THAT Galactic Federation of Light?!
You know, we extraterrestrials like to poke fun and pull pranks on you humans; it's our National -- or I should say Federational pastime. Don't look it up; "Federational" isn't in your earth-people's dictionaries yet.
But please leave our Blossom alone, it wasn't her fault. That pesky Indian she uses as a channel is almost as fun-poking and prankish as we Federationalists are. Don't look it up "Federationalists" isn't in your earth-people's dictionaries yet.
The point of this message: Blossom is part of an on-going experiment to see how confused we can make you earth people. Once you come to realize there are multi-verses (some parallel) our fun in this category will come to an end; you see, in the universe next door to the one you occupy, we had hundreds of UFOs hovering in the South-Western skies on October 14th. Unfortunately, Blossom was actually predicting our presence in "that" one.
Be not dismayed; plenty of our "craft" have been sighted in your universe over the last four million years. Had you earth people named them SLOs instead of UFOs we would have let you in on the secret a long time ago. Our "craft" are Strange Looking Objects, not Unidentified Flying Objects. The reason we call them SLOs is because we ourselves are strange looking objects; we certainly aren't Unidentified Flying Objects; sheesh, our identities are well known to each other.
On a serious note, please do your best to debunk the CERN Project -- they are getting uncomfortably close to the truth so please dis-CERN as much as you can and we will reward you handsomely by making you the spokesperson for our impending arrival on earth...
Yours, in Universes seen and unseen,
J.O.E. (Just Ordinary Extraterrestrial)
Tags: UFO, UFOs, Federation of Light Vs. Galactic Federation of Light,Unidentified Flying Objects
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