Published: October 21, 2008
Avoid Embarrassing Shrinkage Forever! With Gourmet Bacon from BaconFreak.com
By Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock
OK, I've got a riddle for y'all!
What do:
(1) Former World Championship Wrestling Star and current illustrious "Sex Kitten" Stacy Keibler
(2) The Presidential Election
(3) A list of "30 Reasons To Be Thankful" this year
(4) The Worlds Dirtiest Sport"
(5) The Coolest Cars Of 2009
and
(6) Gourmet Bacon from BaconFreak.com
all have in common?????
Answer: They are ALL proudly featured in the brand new, November edition of Maxim Magazine.
How cool is that! We're even placed directly under the combined face of Senators Obama and McCain, so it will be really easy to find us!
Come celebrate with us in this November's MAXIM magazine!
Turns out the folks over at Maxim love the fact that our all natural gourmet bacon is not pumped up and infused with all that water and man-made chemicals that most bacon brands use to try to keep their meat large, delicious, firm, plump and impressively full sized, even after cooking!
Hey Maxim, thanks for noticing and being willing to tell all your friends, The bacon Freak couldn't possibly ask for a better "Wing Man!"
Oh by the way, I accidentally saw some of the pictures of the models in there and I think you best be at least 18 years old and of sound health with a good heart before opening that baby up.
We only read it for the articles and advertising, I swear!
Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock
(NewsBlaze readers use coupon code Blaze to get 10% off your next order)
Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club
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