Published: October 21, 2008
Bacon: Breakin' Rules & Takin' Numbers!
By Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock
Don't hate us just because we're beautiful and bodacious bad-asses!
We "Baconistas" can't help it that the human psyche has this natural, inherent, instinctive NEED to break from convention, to bust out of all of the boxes, rules, pre-conditions and go a little bit "Hog Wild," flirting with fun and running with rebellious abandon once in a while.
It's just human kinds way of blowing off some steam and letting its hair down, experiencing a little bit of the freedom of the radical rebel and that natural high buzz that comes from that free-fall into the uncharted abyss, where there are no rules, no control groups, no regulations and no LIFE GUARDS on duty!
People get sick and tired of hearing and reading all the conflicting stories that change from day today about what you are SUPPOSED to eat. What was declared by universities and nutritionists as "Healthy Good Fat & Good Carbs" yesterday will predictably be proclaimed poisonous by doctors and researchers tomorrow as "Deadly Bad Fat & Bad Carbs!
We tire of continuously counting calories and wearily watching our diets, eating crusty cardboard crap crackers, stale, sea salted sewage stews, all the new fangled, man-made, scientifically processed "I can't believe it's not Meat" concoctions and of course the worst "Fakin' Bacon" money can buy.
So we instinctively NEED to get some real ice cream, some real beer, and some real bacon to make the public practices of politely proclaimed pain just go away for a little while.
Look we're all good people trying to get through life the best way we can, without infringing on the rights of anyone else. But when our rights and freedoms are constantly under fire and being stolen away by control freaks, it's normal to want to rebel or rage against the machine.
Remember the whole psychological craze of trying to figure out why "Good Girls Like Bad Boys?"
Well, it's all about control and wanting what's being so arduously kept away from us.
We people tend stand right back up when the establishment tries to keep knocking us down, whether the issue is freedom, rights and human dignity or hot fudge sundaes, steak or gourmet bacon!
Signing off at Pigging out!
Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock
(NewsBlaze readers use coupon code Blaze to get 10% off your next order)
Rocco owns and runs a Bacon of the Month Club called The Bacon Freak Bacon is Meat Candy Club as well as a Wine Club called the Coastal Vineyard Wine Club
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