Las Vegas Strip Club Hosts Sarah Palin Lookalike Contest

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"Some spectacled strippers are looking to score some votes of their own, just for looking like Sarah Palin. A Sin City strip club says it plans to host a lookalike contest in honor of the GOP vice presidential nominee, and is bringing in women from gentlemen's clubs all over the country to compete.
- The Associated Press

If Palin were a qualified vice-presidential candidate Harvard or Yale might hold a foreign policy debate in her honor. But Palin is a joke, it's only fitting that a strip club is hosting a lookalike contest in her honor.

The strippers will be judged by how much they resemble Palin, hell I could enter the contest simply by wearing a bee-hive wig, putting on rimless eyeglasses and talking like an idiot.

The contestants will also be judged by how well they debate -- that's setting a pretty low bar. If the strippers want to imitate Palin, they will have to debate like a dyslectic third-grader.

The winner of the Sarah Palin lookalike contest will probably be more qualified than Palin to be vice-president of the United States.

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.