UFO Experts Predict Huge Spaceship Will Hover Over Alabama On Oct 14th, 2008

By Robert Paul Reyes  

"Like wildfires in the Australian outback, rumors of an upcoming mass televised UFO sighting over American skies are taking the Internet by storm.

Blossom Goodchild, an Aussie actress and author, has the international Ufology community on its ear with channeled information concerning the eminent appearance of a massive extraterrestrial spacecraft for October 14th, 2008. Calling themselves 'The Federation of Light', these Beings from another world have stated to Goodchild that they intend not only to make themselves known, but also to remain more or less in place for a full 72 hour period, thereby providing the media with ample opportunity to once and for all capture on film evidence that will silence the skeptics and debunkers forever. The predicted rendezvous point? Alabama."

http://www.ufodigest.com/news/0908/blossom.html

Boys and girls please keep in mind that I gleaned this astonishing news from the UFO Digest and not from the New York Times.

I might trust someone named "Blossom" to give me a manicure, but I wouldn't trust her about matters of intergalactic significance.

The giant spaceship will hover over Alabama, great just what we need an invasion from redneck aliens.

How would prominent politicians respond if this amazing prediction comes true?

Pat Buchanan: George Bush should blast these illegal aliens to Kingdom Come. If we allow these intruders to land they will soon be mowing our lawns, shoplifting at Wal-Mart and engaging in sick inter-species sex with our daughters.

Sarah Palin: This is a sign of the end times, only Jesus and a maverick like John McCain can save us from these demonic creatures. I urge all Americans to speak in tongues, praise God and vote for McCain.

John McCain: My friends, time for some straight talk: Obama is friends with the leader of this band of alien creatures. If you vote for Obama, he will be taking orders from his alien buddies.

Barack Obama: My fellow Americans we shouldn't be afraid of change. I am not afraid to talk with our alien visitors.

Dennis Kucinich: This is not the time for fear, I've been communicating telepathically with these aliens for years. They come in peace, we should greet them with love and acceptance.

Dick Cheney: I wonder if we can convince these alien freaks to destroy Iran, North Korea, Syria, Russia, Venezuela and Iceland

George Bush: If the aliens ask to speak with the Earthly leader, I wonder who should chat with them, Cheney or I?

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.