NEWS

WIRES

OTHER

Dude in Wheelchair Robs 7-Eleven of 10 Boxes of Condoms and An Energy Drink

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.

Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened." Associated Press

This guy should be hired by a circus, it's quite a feat to maneuver a wheelchair while juggling a bat, a knife, ten boxes of condoms and an energy drink.

I don't think that the energy drink was an afterthought, if he stole ten boxes of condoms he's going to need an energy drink.

I wouldn't be too upset if this joker is never caught, the prices at 7-Eleven are highway robbery. If you buy a Slim Jim, a Slurpee and a pint of milk, it will deplete the funds on your ATM card.

But how hard can it be to catch this clown? The cops should just follow a trail of used condoms and Red Bull cans.

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.