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Published: Op-Ed Contributor
Dude in Wheelchair Robs 7-Eleven of 10 Boxes of Condoms and An Energy DrinkBy Robert Paul Reyes
This guy should be hired by a circus, it's quite a feat to maneuver a wheelchair while juggling a bat, a knife, ten boxes of condoms and an energy drink. I don't think that the energy drink was an afterthought, if he stole ten boxes of condoms he's going to need an energy drink. I wouldn't be too upset if this joker is never caught, the prices at 7-Eleven are highway robbery. If you buy a Slim Jim, a Slurpee and a pint of milk, it will deplete the funds on your ATM card. But how hard can it be to catch this clown? The cops should just follow a trail of used condoms and Red Bull cans. Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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