Published: August 14, 2008
Op-Ed Contributor
Wife Auctions Huge Panties of Husband's Mistress On eBay
By Robert Paul Reyes
"An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his mistress's "huge" panties and his "size small" condom packet on eBay.
A photograph shows the lacy black underpants, described as 'size humongous' and the 'size small' condom wrapper, which the woman found in her bed after her husband's alleged affair with a woman named Kylie." [ AFP ]
In the old days a woman sought revenge on her cheating spouse by telling her circle of friends what a creep she married. But in this age of eBay and YouTube a scorned woman can let the whole world know abut her husband's shortcomings.
I saw an image of the humongous panties, and it left me wondering if Oprah Winfrey had moved to Australia. Those undies are so big that they can be used as a tarp to cover your house if a tornado blows your roof away.
When a woman wears panties size gigantic they might as well be made out of burlap instead of lacy material. No amount of sheer lacy material can make panties that huge look sexy.
"It's not about the size of the ship, but the motion of the ocean." True enough, but I bet Mr. Size Small Condoms didn't even cause a ripple when he was riding that ocean of flesh.
"The woman describes how she returned home early from work after her 'soon to be ex-husband' of 22 years mistakenly sent her a romantic text message meant for the other woman, to find him discouraging her from entering their bedroom.
In the room she found the empty condom wrapper under his pillow and 'The Tart's panties at the foot of the bed.'" [ AFP ]
I'd rather find the Montauk Monster on my bed, than those elephant size panties at the foot of my bed.
Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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