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Top 10 Signs You Are Obsessed With The Montauk Monster
By Robert Paul Reyes
*Most guys open their wallets and show their co-workers photographs of their children, you show them pics of the Montauk Monster
*The Montauk Monster is the first person listed on your MySpace friends list.
*Your wife almost divorced you because you wanted to name your firstborn "Montauk".
*When you come home from work before kissing your wife or petting your dog you check Google News to read any new articles about the Montauk Monster.
*You paid $7,000 on eBay for a popcorn shaped like the Montauk Monster
*You removed the Britney Spears pic from your computer desktop, and replaced it with an image of the Montauk Monster.
*Your kids hate you because you are always comparing them unfavorably to the Montauk Monster.
*You were almost fired because you spend all your time at the Montauk Monster chat room.
*You keep pestering your son's little league team to make the Montauk Monster their mascot.
*You're a blogger and you keep breaking your promise not to write anymore Montauk Monster articles.
Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.
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