Nancy Pelosi's "New Day in America" Earns Single Digit Approval!

Satire By John Lillpop

Speaker Nancy Pelosi has spent the past 18 months working overtime to accomplish several major liberal objectives:

* Bring American troops home by surrendering to Al-Qaeda forces in Iraq;

* Dismantle all domestic intelligence gathering capability established by the Bush Administration to fight the war on terror;

* Further the Bush legacy of reckless and irresponsible spending, and

* Disenfranchise patriotic American citizens to make room and time for invading illegal aliens.

Although Pelosi is not particularly bright, she has been diligent about pursuing these objectives and has gained a measure of success.

Unfortunately for the bug-eyed air head from San Francisco, rampant liberalism is NOT what most Americans want.

Which explains why the United States Congress has reached an all time low in polling among voters. According to the most recent Rasmussen Report, only nine percent (9%) of voters approve of the job that Congress is doing.

When asked to explain the awful showing among voters, Speaker Pelosi mentioned that she, too, is concerned about how Congress is performing. Pelosi urged voters not to be too harsh on Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, reminding us that "Harry is doing the best he can for a man his age and with his limited skills set."

The big question: Who are the dunderheads that make up the nine percent that think Pelosi and Reid are doing a good job?