Angry Old Man Shoots Neighbor's Granny Panties

By Robert Paul Reyes

"An angry Italian was arrested for taking pot shots at his neighbour's undies with a rifle.

Massimo Lazzaretti, 69, allegedly let fly with a legally owned hunting rifle he had at his home in Carnago after the 56-year-old woman had hung out her washing."

Quotation from Ananova

I can't remember the last time I saw clothes hanging from a clothesline in America, I'm glad this quaint way of drying your clothes is still practiced somewhere.

If a neighbor blew holes in my drawers hanging from a clothesline, it wouldn't bother me as much as if my undies had unseemly stains for all the neighborhood to see. I'm glad that I have a washer and dryer, some things should be kept private.

I always smile when I see a really old person acting childishly, you would think having one foot on the grave and the other one on a banana peel would make them behave more circumspectly.

According to the Ananova article Lazzaretti was charged with endangering public safety, he should also have been charged with malicious mischief to a pair of granny panties.

Robert Paul Reyes is a NewsBlaze writer on Politics, Pop Culture and Pointless Pontificating. Contact him by writing to NewsBlaze.

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