Published: December 11, 2007
Perfect Holiday Gifts For Those People Who Already Seem To Have Everything!
By Rocco "Boss Hog" Loosbrock
The Holidays are already upon us. Are you ready? Don't feel bad, most of us are simply too busy or exhausted to exert the necessary time and effort to find those perfect, "memory making" gifts. Especially for those "hard to buy for" people who seem to already have it all!
With "tricky giftees," the hardest part is avoiding all those tired, old, typically, predictable, cliché' gifts that so many sadly settle for during the "Holi-Daze Haze!" Then there's that overly demanding boss, with the highly exaggerated, overly aggressive sense of self. Or the relatively cold and judgmental, "in-law" who just never really accepted you as a part of the family.
No matter what the situation or circumstance, the "Perfect Holiday Gift Solution" is one that is sure to make a lasting, positive impression with an totally original, unique gift idea that most would simply never dream of giving.
The answer: Gourmet, Premium Quality Bacon! Everyone loves bacon, especially when it's a gift. It's that memorable and appreciated surprise "hit" that is not only totally unpredictable, but one that fulfills everyone's need and desire to "Pig Out" at least a couple of times a week.
Popular? Let's see. Breakfast's "bacon and eggs" and "bacon breakfast burrito," lunch's "BLT sandwich" and "bacon, veggie and cheese omelet" and dinner's delectably delicious "Cobb Salad" are all among the "top menu choices" enthusiastically eaten at both restaurants and at home.
If you've kept up with the news lately, you'd know that the largest Holiday Season robbery just occurred in Sydney Australia and guess what was stolen? Not gold, not cash, not even art or expensive jewelry. No, the burgled bevy was a big batch of bacon. Seventeen "TONS" of it, to be exact.
The Bacon Supreme Gift Basket
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It's true, you simply can't go wrong with a "Monthly Gift Membership" to a Gourmet Bacon Club. There's also a wide variety of impressive "Bacon Gift Baskets," and "Meat Samplers" that are "connoisseur assembled" for every possible taste, personality and budget. Plus, now days, there's even some awesome, totally fat free, zero calorie, vegetarian and Kosher, "bacon flavored seasoning salts," that can quickly make any food taste just like it's has bacon in it!
For fun, how about some clever, artistically designed "Bacon Holiday Greeting Cards" or your attractively humorous and popular "Bacon Is Meat Candy" or the famous "Bacon Freak: Take A Bite Out Of This!" T-shirt. How about cool party favor / stocking stuffers like "bacon scented air fresheners" and everything under the sun, from "bacon band-aids" to "bacon bi-fold wallets," all precision made to look just like they're made out of, ... well, by now I'm sure you can probably guess. Happy Hog Holidays To Everyone!
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Coastal Vineyards "Bacon Freak" Gourmet Bacon Club
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Rocco Loosbrock is owner, proprietor and official "Boss Hog" of "Bacon Freak," Coastal Vineyards' friendly home of the very best gourmet bacon, ham and sausage found anywhere online or off. If you truly love bacon or care about someone who believes that "bacon is meat candy," then come learn more and interact with the whole gang out on the family farm at http://www.cvwine.com
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