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UFO's are coming to VERO BEACH

by Writer X

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Upon revealing the top-secret information on the crushed UFO sixty years ago, in the vicinity of Roswell Military Base, in the U.S.A, on Earth, Union Of Galaxies appointed theSOP and its Editor Judyth Piazza, as their official reporter on Earth. Soon, a special convoy from the Union will visit Vero Beach, by UFOs, to present the official appointment credentials to theSOP and its editor Judyth Piazza.

To avoid interference by military forces of the U.S.A., an application to the U.S. Government will be made in the same wavelength of The American Perspective Radio Program, this coming Thursday, the entire earth day. Please keep the radio channels open to receive the messages from The Union Of Galaxies. Messages will be precluded by the tune of "It is now or never" by the known American singer Elvis Presley.

UFOs have a tolerable radiation by the earthlings, at a distance of 2 zxz, the equivalent of 25 meters by earth standards. DO NOT SMOKE OR CHEW GUM WHEN UFOs APPROACH! NO PHOTOS ARE ALLOWED!

DO NOT BE AFRAID OF THE GALAXY PERSONNEL. THEY ARE COMING UNDER ENTIRELY PEACEFUL INTENTIONS AND ARE CAPABLE OF COMMUNICATING IN ENGLISH, BY MEANS OF THEIR TRANSLATION MACHINES, BROUGHT BY OUR AGENTS, FROM THE SHANGHAI ONION MARKET. THEREFORE IGNORE AUTOMATICALLY GIVEN ONION PRICES EVERY HOUR AFTER THE GALACTIC MESSAGES.

MAY PEACE BE UPON YOU EARTHLINGS!

Judyth Piazza chats with Patrick Warburton (Seinfeld and "I'll Believe You")

Judyth Piazza Chats with David Alan Basche about his new film "I'll Believe You"

Judyth Piazza chats with Mo Rocca, TV Personality and Actor from "I'll Believe You"

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