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Was Bill Clinton Too Busy With Diana to Bother With Osama?

By John Lillpop

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Osama bin Laden is still terrorizing the world these days, largely because of the outright refusal of former President Bill Clinton to take the murderous Jihadist into custody while Clinton was still in power.

Clintonistas will argue that there was no legal basis for taking OBL into custody. These are the same policy wonks, by the way, that insist that sending the United States military into Haiti, Bosnia, and other areas not vital to American interests made perfect sense.

But there may be much more to this story. New information just now surfacing suggests that Clinton may have been chasing foreign skirts when he should have been chasing Osama bin Laden.

Specifically, it now appears as though the Clinton administration was spying on Britain's Diana, a beautiful young lady and an irresistible target for a sex addict with the world's greatest spying technology and resources at his disposal.

Moreover, remember that, according to the Clintonistas, Bill Clinton was the smartest person ever to set foot in Washington, D.C.-excepting only Hillary, that is.

Given that abundance of IQ and his overactive libido, it is safe to assume that the president was well aware of the fact that Monica Lewinski was quickly assuming the profile of the Goodyear blimp, and that those rough carpets in the Oval Office would soon force Monica into abstinence.

So was Slick Willie tracking Diana as a possible replacement for the soon-to-be disposable chunky blimp, AKA Monica Lewinski?

Again, Clintonistas will rush to the defense of their pervert-in-chief and claim that Diana was being tailed only because of legitimate domestic national security concerns.

Give me a break!

If you were the most powerful man on the planet, how would you choose: to spend your idle hours:

(1) Meet with Madeline Albright and Sandy Berger to discuss a seven-foot Islamic billionaire who lives in a cave in Afghanistan, and who might be a threat to the U.S.? Or,

(2) Watch and listen to the vivacious Diana without her knowledge or consent?

Ever more pertinent: Which option would you expect an immoral, adulterous perjurer to select?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, 'clean and sober' since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable! Writing is his passion. He loves creating lively copy with irony and humor!