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A Medley of Liberal Holiday Music

By John Lillpop

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Here on the left coast, liberal radio disc jockeys have just published the top ten songs for celebrating the Xmas season.

All are to the tune of the traditional favorites, and are a mandatory part of the liberal agenda in all public schools. One can graduate to the next grade without speaking or writing English, except for the words to these dillies.

The top 10:

"Obama Man, Obama Man!"

"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus!"

"Rudolph, the People-of-color Nosed Reindeer"

"I'm Dreaming of a Diverse Xmas"

"I'll Be Homeless for Xmas, George Bush Has Seen to That"

"The Twelve Taxes of Xmas"

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Kwanza!"

"Away in a Government-funded Day Care Center"

"Little Drummer Transsexual"

"We Wish You a Merry Multicultural Day Off!"

So, you were thinking of moving west? Now what do you think?

John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, 'clean and sober' since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable! Writing is his passion. He loves creating lively copy with irony and humor!